Is India compelled to be a Slytherin?

Aastha Prajapati
4 min readApr 11, 2019

If a ‘Yeoman' leaves an arrow from his stiff bow and it progresses, still progresses…then there is something trying to give the “ progressive arrow” a halt. Let us call this something (rather someone) as “Pseudoman” ( akin to pseudo force in physics). And let us compare this man to the dark Lord, Voldemort, who is synonymous with evil, pessimism list as a bit long.

Pseudoman is a perfect representation of the silhouette painting of India. A silhouette painting leaves us abacked but what if we peep inside it’s black regions. Yes the black regions do have something hidden like a cornucopia of unbidden dark acts. To get rid of herself as a sequestered country, India now manifests herself to the world to a great extent. Our Pseudoman is pulling the arrow back as he does not want it to reach the bull’s eye. He is a born prodigal in reverse sense who underestimates the country’s progress. This Voldemortism in the country makes the pie chart of the country more of Slytherin.

Let’s consider a juncture. There is a mob of people each having Fiend and Conscience. There stand before them our Pseudoman and Yeoman. Fiend listens to what excites it and conscience stands aloof from the influence. Pseudoman makes a ton of promises and the Yeoman does not. It goes without saying, our Fiend dominates the Conscience and chooses the Pseudoman. The promises made by the Pseudoman leads us to conflict between the Fiend and our Conscience.

The Fiend gets magnetized by the promises and this is what our conscience tells us, “ Go and choose the Pseudoman and he will shower disappointments on you”.

So this was a symbolic warning, warning you for the upcoming historic 2019 General elections. Yes we being blindfolded follow the Pseudoman who has adopted ‘lucrative jobs' of surviving on the bars of Rafale dispute, increasing population in the politics, make shroddy comments on saving the Constitution, supporting the family when accused guilty of breaking the Constitution, ironic indeed, insulting the country’s Prime Minister, etc. Yet we ignore the remarkable works of our Yeoman: the uniform Swaccha Bharat Abhiyan, the constant demonetisation and the simple harmonic GST.

Here comes another category which gives effect to Pseudoman or in simple words, this arbitrary being gives a kind of change in momentum (impulse) , simple indeed! This being just gives effect without himself participating in it. Let’s call this being “ Catalyst”. An impressive intellect, outstanding orator yet oblivious to his origin. He initiates schizophrenic comments calling India HinduPakistan and underestimates Hinduism.

Compiling this to a reaction,

This is the truth that the world has started considering India and one has to accept it. A nice rather hard blow of hammer on the black faces. Taking military actions on the terrorist attacks, developing extraordinary relations with work leaders, earning a badge of respect in the world, etc has been observed in the reign of Yeoman. These are instance of Voldemortism dominating over … let’s call it Potterism.

Let’s come back to the General elections a.k.a the ultimate battle: the final repercussion of our choice, whom do we choose ? This historic General elections is going to prove the country’s choice between

  • Yeoman or Pseudoman
  • Harry Potter or Voldemort
  • Abbot or Sir Ralph
  • Bassanio or Shylock

Basically it is going to prove what Indians think about India and her government whether they want heaven or hell.

Hope the wise people choose the Yeoman and leave the Pseudoman for the intellects ( pun intended ).

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